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glyxiebear:

camben24:

4wns:

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

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NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

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bootyscientist2:

Thanos could’ve killed 100% of all mosquitos and racists, but he chose not to, and for that reason, he’s a bitch

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rad-infiniitum:

impossiblerebelblaze:

SO THIS WAS THE MOVIE POSTER FOR DEADPOOL 2 AT THE MOVIE THEATRE IN MY TOWN
THEY MADE IT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THE ACTUAL POSTER NEVER GOT HERE

It’s what Deadpool would’ve wanted

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dark-delphine:

dark-delphine:

A big ‘fuck you’ to anyone who’s ever said women can’t sell films/women can’t work in teams/women should stop ‘trying’ to ‘remake’ films/ women should stop taking men’s roles/ female-centric films aren’t interesting/women-led films are niche/women roles are only good if they show flesh.

This film & its cast is pure fucking gold and they deserve every success!

Go see it & support it.

With a $41.5 million dollar opening, Ocean’s 8 has officially set a franchise record, surpassing the previous Ocean’s films opening weekends (each with approximately. $35-39 million dollar openings).

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thatbluewolf:

purplelittlemermaid:

eccentric-nae:

note-a-bear:

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

NOT ANTHOROPOLOGY AND WHOLE FOODS 😂🤣😂🤣

💀💀💀 a mood

I support this 1000000000%

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gwingle:

orcgf:

orcgf:

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

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lady-feral:

overwhelmsion:

the-wolfbats:

lasrina:

alpacamyhedgehog:

marthawells:

obovoid:

i don’t want to achieve equality by sinking to men’s level, i want them to get on ours! why should i have to unlearn the conversational art of waiting my turn, unlearn sexual self-restraint, unlearn trust in others’ good intentions, unlearn the impulse to cater to others’ needs, just to have a chance at success among savages? why can’t the men learn some fucking manners so we can all conduct our affairs in a civilized manner? i shouldn’t have to stop saying sorry, you say sorry!

In the 80s when I was in my freshman year in college, they still had entirely separate mens and women’s dorms. I was in class waiting for a final to start and one of the guys was telling someone about how he had had to go into a women’s dorm to drop something off, and he was startled to see posters on the walls, flowers, curtains, etc. He said his men’s dorm had holes in the walls, things on fire, fights, guys walking around with open wounds and he just didn’t understand why they had to live like this. He said, “I want to live with the women, in civilization.”

Am reading Sisterhood of Spies, about women working for the OSS during WWII. One of the stories mentions that the women in London had a male visitor who would eat in their mess hall once a month. He was married and wasn’t interested in hitting on any of the women; he just wanted to eat in an atmosphere where people said “Please pass the butter,” instead of “PASS THE GODDAMNED GREASE”

I dated a guy who brought me along on group activities (movies, video game night, etc.) with four or five other male friends. Once I mentioned to one of the other guys that I hoped I wasn’t intruding on their “guy time” or some such. He got this sort of rueful look and said, “The truth is, I really like it when you’re here because it gives us a reason to act better. When it’s just guys, we all have to try to outdo each other with how vile we are.”

So the moral of these stories are men don’t even treat each other like human beings.

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As a trans woman who was very deeply closeted as a special forces operator…. Y'all have no idea.

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bootyscientist2:

Thanos could’ve killed 100% of all mosquitos and racists, but he chose not to, and for that reason, he’s a bitch

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tree-of-blue-squirrel:

weasley-detectives:

i’ve been laughing at this for a full hour

IT´S ALIVE

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nostopdasgay:

pervocracy:

Fact: no matter how sweet and gentle your alarm clock sound, within 2 weeks you will have a classically conditioned rage response to that sound.

​honestly, im like the pavlovian hulk to the gentle caress of iphone marimbas

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joshpeck:

me at 13: *has acne*

somebody: don’t worry it will go away

me at 20: when

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91savage:

sundaynightdrive:

colachampagnedad:

After months of hiatus, we have returned. Today we decided to take it to the next step and hit you guys with a 5-Star worthy dish, something the Food Network cant provide you: elegance & swag all in one. My name’s Henry, welcome back to Struggle Meal.

ig: @colachampagnepapi

thank u for this it’s been too long

The Gods have answered our prayer!

Hallelujah 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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